When I used to live in Ashland I’d head up to Smith Rocks at least once a year to climb. It’s not as awe-inspiring as the Sierra, but it was close and had an abundance of fun climbs. The two climbs that I really would have liked to do this trip were Wherever I May Roam (5.6ish, 5 pitches?) and Monkey Face. I didn’t get a chance to do either (no partner in crime) but Smith is close enough that I’m sure I’ll get another chance in the future. The last time I climbed Wherever I May Roam was the only time I thought to myself “Holy shit, I could die.” Long story, but suffice to say that it turned out fine.
Rather than climbing I just hung around the crags for a bit and took a few pictures. I wanted to get up to Portland at a reasonable hour, so after heading into town to find internet (hotels!) I hit the road. A largely uneventful drive, though several oblivious motorists were testing my patience. They’d cruise at 15mph under the speed limit, and floor it anytime a passing opportunity arose. Passing was very, very hard. The Toy is not a Ferrari.
I finally pulled into Portland in the evening and headed to Nevin’s house, where I crashed for the night. After a quick run to grab a Pita dinner (it was actually pretty good) we went back to his place and played with dry ice. Hilarity ensued. Let’s just leave it at that.
Pictures:
Smith Rocks (Monkey Face not visible)

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